Ruin a wish

very simple game

someone wishes for something, the next user grants it but with a negative side effect, they then make a wish

for example
ANON: i wish for money
ANON2: granted but it's fake
i wish i can't get arrested
ANON3: granted but you get arrested when you're old
i wish i could go on TV

get the idea, i'll start

i wish i was immortal

Granted, but you're always in extreme pain.

I wish I had 1 million legal dollars.

granted but you lose it all on a horse race

i wish i could hack ROMs

Granted, but you already can, so your wish is wasted.

I wish for certain things.

granted but those certain things come from your rear end (sorry lol)

i wish i was a god

Granted, but you're the god of those certain things that you granted me.

I wish money didn't exist. Everything was free.

granted but everyone gets arrested

i wish you tried to guess the pokemon on "guess that pokemon" thread

Granted, but he then never guesses again.

I wish for the Enigma Crystal.

granted but you forget to save turn it off and you [ose it [/enter] - i wish my enter key worked

Granted, but the rest of your keyboard doesn't work.

I wish for food.

granted but it's poisonous - i wish to fight a da[ek